One of our secret sources, the Martian Manhunter, said that the aliens would be releasing us after the first week of December, so, there you have a date to look forward.
In the meanwhile, the cast of "Such Friends" (the action figures) should be arriving anytime now, so expect some goodies when we get unabducted.
For now, I can tell you the space ship where we've been held prisoners is huge and smells like cow. Bad rotten cow.
