Thou shall not defy the God of Thunder!

They say Gods are very touchy. And guess what? They're also very self-conscious about their appearance. So, watch out, if you get hit by thunder, it would be your fault.

Thor Rocked Midgard - A Spoiler-Free Review

As originally posted in the Comics All Too Real Facebook page on April 29.

I had to chance to watch the movie last night.  Considering I’m all about super-heroes, I was all super-excited.  I remember as a kid enjoying deeply the Thor cartoon and liking all of his mythology through and through.  Oddly enough, as I grew up, the comic book turned me off with all the old Brit talk.  English is not my native tongue, so I really had issues figuring out what Thor and the Asgardians were trying to say.

I went to the teather with a friend and we discussed a lot about these kind of movies and why fans loved them or hated them deeply.  Some twitches are always made since movies and comic books are different mediums and they don’t work exactly the same.  We talked about costumes, too.  They’re never exactly as their classic counterparts and this is something celebrated by some and disliked by others.  Truth is, these days we’ll hardly ever see a super-hero movie that respects everything about a character, in fear it would be redundant to the comic book or not surprising enough.  No one owns the truth in this field, but it’s always good to keep in mind that not everyone is that open to serious “improvements” in the characters.  And yeah, we all remember when the first Spider-Man movie, as good as it was, introduced the organic web.

Anyway, Thor, the movie, did have some creative twists.  I won’t tell you which so you find on your own, but in my eyes, they’re not big enough to change what the characters stand for.  This Thor does live up to his name.  There’s all the mighty glory of being a “god” (even if he doesn’t refer about himself as such), the warrior strength and the incredible will shine through him in a very enjoyable way.  This movie shows a Thor that grows through the story and that’s something that can be a bit predictable, but helps you build a strong connection with the character.  Unlike other comic book heroes, Thor is difficult to handle because of his “godhood” he may feel distanced from mere humans at times, but believe me, this is a very human vision of the character.

I was told Thor’s director, Kenneth Branagh had a strong background in Shakespearean drama, and it shows in this movie in a good way.  Family ties are the center of the story and they’re strong and touching and quite convoluted.  Whether the relationship between Thor and Odin, his father; or the intense tie shared between brothers Thor and Loki; the drama flourishes in a strong and driving way.  It was thunderous and gave me shivers through the movie.

The acting was also at its best.  Anthony Hopkins as an old Odin was impressive.  Such strength in an aging god was breathtaking.  Nathalie Portman’s role wasn’t as dramatic as other ones she’s had, but it felt true to the story, even if it takes some liberties from the original Jane Foster character.  The one that probably impressed me the most was Tom Hiddleston as Loki.  I haven’t seen this actor before, but you ask me, his role was so delicately put together and so believable.  I’m not a big fan of Loki in the comic books, but in here, I was completely captured by this performance, by Loki’s motives, even the way he showed such frailty behind such a strong character.  I give kudos to the way Marvel portrays his villains, whether it’s the Green Goblin, Magneto or, in this case, Loki.  Last, but not least, Chris Hemsworth role as Thor was perfect.  He IS Thor without doubt.  He even added layers to the character that sometimes are missed, and he had enough charisma to keep the interest going for the entire movie.

As usual, it goes without saying that this is a very personal review, I don’t hold the absolute truth about anything I’ve mentioned above, but the impressions are true to these couple of fanboyish eyes.

I really hope you enjoy this movie as much as I did.  Cheers.

Aquaman's Last Story

Image based on Marvel Comics' cover for Heroes For Hire, April 2011.

It was a cloudy and stormy night, but Aquaman was happy like a fish. That is, if fishes can be happy at all since it has been said they're quite stupid.  Swimming through the Seven Seas, the man who could talk to scaly beings was enjoying himself after spending the afternoon having tea at the Hall of Justice, when WHAM! (the sound effect, not the 80's band) he got stuck between a hard place and some sharp teeth.

It was a very short story, but they say these days, readers want resolution pretty fast.

As an afterthought, I will leave you with this idea:  Do you want Aquaman sushi?

Superheroes Decadence - Pt. 1

These images aren't new, but they're so good I just wanted to keep them here and share them with you.  This is also the first in a series of posts collecting this amazing collection.  I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

All credit goes to Donald Soffritti.

Batman & Robin

Wonder Woman

Thor

Superman

Iron Man

Human Torch

Flash

Thor's New Haircut Hits the Fan

Our press conference room got the about Thor, getting inspired in TV shows such as America's Next Top Model and Extreme Make-over, decided to do a full transformation of his looks. To say it was uninspired was the least of his problems. Fans are already protesting and some of them are already asking Aquaman to let his hair grow.

Marvel executives are discussing a potential lawsuit since Thor's contract established that he couldn't change looks without the supervision of the established staff. "We have a movie in progress and we can't confuse fandom with such a drastic change," said Thor's manager, "I mean, it's like Lindsay Lohan dying her hair blonde. It just won't work."

We tried to have Thor's comments on this issue, but he threw Mjolnir at us and crashed our cameras and cameramen as well, which comes as no surprise since Gods are known for their bad temper. We're considering a lawsuit as well, but we fear we might rot in hell or whatever Nordic Gods believe in, if we go against him.