Death Did Them Part

Today's post is devoted to our dearly departed.

Blame the lack of imagination, the rush to make a post, or the fact that we, at Comics All Too Real, want more visits and it won't happen if we don't bring in new material.

So, here they are:

The Drop Dead Gorgeous

The Drop Dead Squashed

The Eternally Dead

The Not Quite Dead

The Let's-Put-Him-In-Continuity Dead

The Many-Deaths-In-Continuity Dead

The Bigshot-Death-That-Made-The-Newspapers Dead

The Bigshot-Death-No-Newspaper-Cared-About Dead

The Why-Did-They-Kill-Her Dead

The Why-Do-I-Care-They-Killed-Her Dead

To all our dearly departed, we'll miss you.

Until they bring you back.

Lois Lane kicked off Desperate Housewives

A secret source told us that Lois Lane was meant to star in the new season of "Desperate Housewives", but it has been revealed that Teri Hatcher didn't like it that much. Not only Lois was eternally young (please hand us the secret!), but the aging Teri was also discombobulated about the fact that the character SHE played during the "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" days, got back with a vengeance and now wanted to steal her spotlight.

"One me on the set is one too many", said Teri to a friend as she trampled on a chair and walked over a cat's tail. Some say that she's been playing Susan waaaay too long. "What was she doing in here anyway? One Pullitzer isn't enough for her? Does she have to take everything I have? I could have married Superman if it wasn't for her! Oh, God, I hate her!"

Sources told us that Teri threw a monumental tantrum at the Producer's office, which lead to Lois Lane's contract getting axed. Later on that day, one of the stunt men saw Teri putting a green shiny rock in Lois's Diet Coke. Poor thing.