Legalize it now!

The lies need to be stopped!  You know it's not bad for your health!  If you're not Kryptonian, it won't do you any harm.  Even Lex Luthor's poisoning with it got retconned out of existence!

Legalize kryptonite!

Legalize it now!

Milk is my Kryptonite

Comics All Too Real's staff suspected the truth and we ran a very thorough poll to find out which member of the Justice League of America was lactose intolerant. His name has finally been unveiled: The Flash!

"I can eat real fast and my body processes most of it normally, except for milk. I've tried, but more than once I've had to leave in a hurry. You know, the blur behind me isn't always made of after images of my costume." The Flash blushed a little and tried to lighten the conversation "So, you expect me to die in the current Final Crisis?"