Showing posts with label No Heroics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No Heroics. Show all posts

Sunday, December 7, 2008

The Green Beetle Sues the Blue One


Comics All Too Real's sources informed us of a relative of Ted Kord's that lives in the United Kingdom. You must have seen him briefly in his cameo appearances at the "No Heroics" TV show.

"I cashed heavily on my cameo," admitted the Green Beetle, "the producers stalked me for days until I agreed on making a guest appearance. It was a candid quick shot, but still, my fans are pleased." It looks like the British counterpart of the Blue Beetle suffers from the same delusions of grandeur, because not even locals ever heard about him; and we did ask around. He claims it’s a result of some villains brainwashing, but we didn't buy it.

"Anyway, we've heard about a lawsuit you threw against your Blue Beetle counterpart. Is that true? What are the charges?"

"He's been using my beetle costume for ages without permission! It doesn't matter if he changed the basic color, it's still mine!" The Green Beetle really started to bloody loose it. "I trade marked it both my costume and color variants for my name, you know, Green Beetle, Red Beetle, Pink Beetle, and obviously, Blue Beetle, and it turned out that he stole it and has been breaking the copy right laws! I'm suing him for everything he has!"

"We've know for sure he has nothing."

"It doesn't matter! I'm fighting for what's rightfully mine!"

We approached the Blue Beetle for comments about his cousin's lawsuit but he made so little sense. Ted made a lot of noises, fumed a lot and cursed a lot, we tried editing the curses out of his sentences but there was so little left that we couldn't even publish it.

Expect more of this news as it unfolds.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Blue Beetle in No Heroics?


It was said that he was dead, but our secret sources found out that a very healthy and living Ted Kord got contacted by the executive producers of the British show "No Heroics" and he's been offered a spot in the sitcom.

"The Blue Beetle is just the perfect candidate this show. He has a natural talent. He will be my sidekick", said co-star The Hotness. While some other heroes might take this offer the wrong way, we found out Ted Kord was incredibly happy about it. Will this deal come true? We'll let you know.

In the meanwhile, Comics All Too Real highly recommend this ITV show. Just be careful. It's not for kids!