South Park Possessed by the JLA

As a result of the current Crisis, yeah, the Final Crisis, as in "no more Crisis whatsoever", some of the Justice League members got sucked into the red skies and the Anti-Life Equation fused their souls into the bodies of the South Park kids. We're still scratching our heads at Comics All Too Real Central over this, but this is a Crisis tie-in, so we won't think too hard.

Now, the question remains, how will the superkids face this mega event chaos in the size of a bunch of poorly animated children? What happened to the souls to the original South Park kids? Will there be a Post-Final Crisis event?

Stay tuned!

Dead can dance... or roll

***SPOILER WARNING FOR "DEATH OF THE NEW GODS #7"***
The last time we saw Metron of the New Gods, he got killed by this entity who happened to be the actual embodiment of the Anti-Life Equation and the Source in the penultimate chapter of DC's mini-series "Death of the New Gods". His heart got ripped out and he got left dead floating in empty space.
***END SPOILERS***

Then, what is he doing at a retirement house? Could it be that he's just a ghost now and he chose to spend time with those about to depart? Then, why has it been said that he enjoys jello so much? Could it have some sort of relation with the Source?

One of the nurses at the establishment who asked us to withhold her name, said that he had been seen visiting one of the old ladies bedroom at late hours in the night. If so, Metron would be definitely up to something. We'd ask one of his closest friends to confirm or deny this accusation, but, you know, he has no friends.

If this little hidden secret love affair flourishes, we could be nearing an event of cataclysmic proportions, you know a Final Crisis. We'll keep you posted.