Showing posts with label Emma Bishop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emma Bishop. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

SuperFashion 4: Emma Frost, Dawnstar, Hector Hammond, Poison Ivy, Storm

SuperFashion recently discovered how superheroics paralleled fashion. Here's a little sample of that.

Emma Frost




Dawnstar




Hector Hammond




Poison Ivy




Storm

Friday, October 31, 2008

She-Hulk Feels Confident

There's only been a couple of days since the voting started to pick which superheroine will be eliminated from the America's Next SuperModel contest. So far, no one has voted against She-Hulk and she thinks no one will.

"Fans adore me. There's been a couple of them who even said they would be supporting me 'til the end, so, I'm quite confident I'll get a free pass into the next episode."

"Is there anything else you'd like to say to the other contestants?"

"Why waste my time?" She said while winking behind her Halloween mask. Of course, no one noticed. We're just assuming. "If I was Emma Bishop I'd worry to go the way of the Dodo. But since I'm not, it's Halloween night." And then, she did a furious impression of the Hulk hitting her chest, a move that didn't look quite furious, but sexy instead.

Check how the contestants performed in their first challenge:
She-Hulk, Barbarella, Emma Bishop and She-Ra
Betty Boop, Huntress, Giselle and Mystique
Zatanna, Red Sonja, Aeon Flux and Squirrel Girl

And vote here:

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Emma Bishop About To Get The Ax


The cast of America's Next SuperModel is going through the elimination phase of their first episode and people are already voting on whom they want to be eliminated. So far, Emma Bishop is performing the worst.

"How does it feel to be the weakest link of the entire show?," one of our star journalists asked her.

"That's so rude! I'm not eliminated yet. The voting can turn around any moment."

"And if it doesn't."

"It will, I'm almost a goddess, they just won't get rid of me that easily."

"They did get rid of your Ruse comic book."

Emma slapped our interviewer. We're seriously considering about suing her, but we do hate our journalist as well.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01- Part 2: Falling Down!


Previously, on America's Next SuperModel, the first challenge was finally revealed as our twelve heroines were taken to 12 different locations, where cheerleaders were been thrown out of 20th floor windows.

How did our contestants do? Keep on reading.

SHE-HULK

Our green goliathress looked up in the sky and without questioning a thing, she jumped with all of her strength and speed towards the falling lady, just as she kept on smiling to the camera, since, obviously, besides the heroics, this also was a photo contest.

Too bad for Jenn, she gained too much momentum and, when she grabbed the falling cheerleader, both of them crashed against the building. It came as no surprise when our staff found out that only one lady made it—

With half a smile, the She-Hulk walked away of the scene, hoping not to be eliminated.

"Accidents happen, you know?" She said half pissed off.



BARBARELLA


Using some strange sort of science fiction eagle wings, Barbarella arrived and noticed the cheerleader falling off the building.



"Oh, my Gosh! She's falling." She observed for a few moments until she realized that girl would die if she didn’t do a thing. "If I don't do a thing, she will die!"

Barbarella flapped her weird eagle wings just as she did some super sexy poses to the camera. In some sort of 60's movie film continuity, she still managed to get there in time and grab the girl into her arms.

"Oh, my Gosh, you're so beautiful." Said Barbarella as she saw the cheerleader. "I'll have to kiss you." And she did.


EMMA BISHOP

Unfamiliar to most of the contestants, Emma Bishop, one of the co-stars of the now defunct Ruse comic book, part of the CrossGen line, was still surprised that she made it to the show when a new blonde cheerleader fell out of a window.

She looked around suspiciously, realizing her powers weren't meant to be revealed, but an innocent life was on the line. Her eyes glazed with orange energy and waves of wind flew towards the girl and stopped her fall until she touched ground as if she was a feather.

Elegant as always, Emma smiled to the camera proud of a job well done.

"Don't try this at home." She said looking at the camera.


SHE-RA

Straight from Etheria, the Princess Adora arrived just in the nick of time to the site just in time to see the falling cheerleader. As quick as she could, she began her transformation into She-Ra.



By the time the transformation finished, the poor cheerleader was splattered on the floor.

"Oops," she said.

Up next, four more girls will face this challenge. Stay tunned!

Monday, October 20, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01- Part 1: Save the Cheerleader, Save Your World!


After lots of debate and staff change, finally the America's Next SuperModel show is on, and tonight: our first challenge.

Twelve beautiful superheroines have been sharing rooms at the all-new all-different Hall of Justice and, after a few run-ins against each other that we'll tell you about in an upcoming segment, the first challenge is finally on.

G'Nort Mail!

All of the girls met at the War Room and Barbarella read it out loud:

"Cheerleaders are often known to be immortals, they might cheer for your cause or flunk it."

The girls exchanged glances and Emma Bishop was the only one who didn't have a question mark on her head. After a little orange glow in her eyes, she smiled. Of course, being in her path to "godhood" granted her some kind of special sight.

In no time, 12 helicopters arrived to the Hall of Justice and our contestants took 12 different paths. All of them where left on the street, right next to a really big building, while they got handed a new cue card:

"Look up!"

The next they knew, a cheerleader was thrown out of a twentieth floor window.

In our next segment, you'll see some heroic rescues and some very lamented failures…