Superhero Hotline featuring Robin

-Oh, Robin, you're just the guy I was looking for.
-I'm glad to serve, sir. Please state your emergency and we'll see what we can do for you.
-"We?" I was only thinking of you. It's not as if I wanted you two at the same time. It would be a little overwhelming--
-I'm the sidekick, sir. Batman is the one with the experience. I always follow his lead.
-Well, I hadn't considered it that way-- Would the two of you be okay with it?
-Sure, sir, you should see Batman do his acrobatics and he has all kind of wonderful toys in his Batbelt.
-Now, Robin, I think we have a deal. So, how you charge?
-Holy business, sir! We do it for free!
-What? As in a hobby?
-Of course, sir, we're devoted to the people.
-No wonder you have so many fans.
-You flatter us, sir, we just do what we can to please everybody.
-Well, when can I get the two of you into my place?
-Just state your emergency and address and we'll be on our way.
-Great!

From the other side of the Batcave:
-Robin, will you hang up the phone?
-Give me a second, sir. Batman, why should I do that? This man has an emergency!
-Just hang up, Robin. That call is not what you think it is.
-Holey phoney calls, Batman!

Back on the phone. Robin:
-Sir, I have to hang up. You're not tricking me this time! This death trap has the whole stink of the Penguin!

At the other side of the Batcave, Batman just sighed.

Flash vs Road Runner: Run for your lives!

Who's faster? The Road Runner or the Flash? It's time to find out and

YOU DECIDE!

Vote now in this poll and vote fast, because the loser will have the most terrible ending you could ever imagine.  The winner will get to live and maybe something more, we have yet to decide.

The poll will be up for a week, so make up your mind right now.  Their lives depend on you!


Get your own Poll!

The Flash by Adobe®

Amazonian Power

Alice in Wonderland's Alternate Ending

This was one of the alternative endings to the movie hit "Alice in Wonderland". We're still wondering why they chose the regular one instead of the one with the cliffhanger, considering this classic-in-the-making-scene was meant to lead directly into it's sequel: "The Red Queen Strikes Back"

We managed to locate a dressed up bunny from the cast and we asked him a few details of the movie choices, but he was in a hurry and was extremely nervous. Alice, on the other hand, simply said "no comment", as some weird floating eyes were staring at her with a warning.

The Red Queen didn't say a word either. She was too busy trying to work on a ponytail, but her hands couldn't reach the top of her head.

Devil Wears Kermit

Lady Gaga's was a fashion statement.  Kermit's, we're really not so sure.

When approached by our journalists, Kermit simply broke into a frenzy laughter babbling something about women getting what they deserved and that he was no longer a toy.  Keep in mind that no long ago Kermit was supposedly killed by Miss Piggy's diseases.  How he managed to survive is anyone's guess.  Ever since  his return from death, Kermit has been erratic and we worry he might do something drastic.

Batman Slaps Robin. Again.

Privacy and secrets are so 90's.

It's about time Batman joins us in this new era, when we can't hide a thing and there's always Facebook to spill every little dirty detail. Not that this was Batman's biggest secret, anyway.

So, have you had any privacy issues with Facebook? We heard super-heroes were having a real hard time, working on double profiles for both of their heroic and civilian identities. How has it worked for you?

Judges say "Yes" to Superboy

"Glee" is coming back soon to stupid boxes all around the world and our sources informed us of some great stars that will join the cast.  Of course, we're talking about Superman when he was a kid.

Superboy has been the object of controversy.  From legal issues about the ownership of his name, to the killing and revival of his current black-t-shirt-and-jeans-version.  Loving the limelight, he'll make a great entrance and will show us if he can really perform as expected.  Will he have a kryptonian supervoice of will he fall flat?  We'll just have to wait and see.