X-23: I'm too sexy for X-Force

Finally, X-23 is on her own and she also has her own theme.  Let the Youtube video roll and let's sing along!

I'm Too Sexy For X-Force

I'm too sexy for my gene too sexy for my gene

Who’s going to kill me?

I'm too sexy for my claws too sexy for my claws

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Logan too sexy for Logan

X-Force and Mutants

And I'm too sexy for explosions

Too sexy for explosions

No way I'm mutant breeding

I'm an X-Man you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Blackbird

Yeah on the Blackbird on the Blackbird yeah

I do my little turn on the Blackbird

I'm too sexy for a cape too sexy for a cape

Too sexy, my friend

And I'm too sexy for my mask

Too sexy for my mask what do you think about that

I'm an X-Man you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Blackbird

Yeah on the Blackbird on the Blackbird yeah

I shake my little touche on the Blackbird

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm an X-Man you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the Blackbird

Yeah on the Blackbird on the Blackbird yeah

I shake my little touche on the Blackbird

I'm too sexy for the Beast too sexy for the Beast

Poor pussy poor pussy Beast

I'm too sexy for the X too sexy for the X

Who’s going to kill me?

And I'm too sexy for your slash!

We have a very important message

When in Argentina, who do you call? - Part 1

You call the UFA!

But who are these people?  What does UFA stand for?  Do you even know Spanish?  You better learn some fast, because the "Unión Fantásticos Argentinos" has arrived and they're sooooooooo willing to stay.  Their name translate into something like "Fantastic Union of Argentinians," FUA for short, but we're not really sure if you can translate acronyms at all, so, let's stick to UFA for now.

Anyway, who are they?  What's their motivation?  Whose asses they're going to kick?  If you take a look at our first picture, you might have some clue.

If they're kicking Marvel's and DC's heroes alike, are they villains? We asked them and they said they were heroic and way beyond that. We'll take their word. Anyway, we'll save their motivations for a follow-up article, for now, let's get to know them.

Meet Sickman!

Leader of the UFA,

he's so powerful, he's sick!

Meet Molécula!

Almost Sickman's sidekick!

And we mean it: almost!

Meet Chicken Boy!

Beloved by kids,

feared by Colonel Sanders!

Meet Rat Bad!

He's bad, he's a rat,

you don't want to have him over for dinner!

Meet Flush-Man!

The cleanest of all

he just flushes your troubles away!

Together, the Unión Fantásticos Argentinos is the very first Argentinian superteam.  You better watch out!

Coming soon:  Live action UFA!

Art by Leo Pérez, check out their blog at Unión Fantásticos Argentinos (el comic) and visit their Facebook fanpage.