The Stormtroopers have a very important message

When you look outside and you see two Stormtroopers batting their arms and legs in the snow, you know it's going to be a great week.

Love in the modern retro-age

The Princess and the Trooper

When they first met, Princess Leia was running from the Empire and he was chasing after her.
He shot at her.  The blast missed.  The thing that didn't miss was her defiant eyes when they met his and charmed him forever.

Justin Beaber crosses over into the Superman books!

You got it right.  Justin Beaber is the new inspiration behind Jimmy Olsen's look.

DC's new 52 relaunch wasn't really fair with poor Jimmy Olsen and now he got stuck a look no one wants.  Was this fate worse than death?  You should ask the "action man" himself, but he refused to comment when we addressed him on the issue at hand.  "I'm just a photographer, dammit!", he said when questioned by our reporters.  "But you'd like to be a singer, now wouldn't you?"  Our question didn't get a response.

A hidden source admitted hearing Jimmy singing something like "baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhhh" while taking a shower.  So, we have a case.