Confessions of a Queen of Hearts

"I told her I was done with her asking me for rabbits for her FarmVille farm, I told her!", insisted the Queen of Hearts.  "And what's with her posting 'I'm bored', 'I'm hungry', 'I'm having lunch'--?  Who cares?  I really don't.  And it also grows annoying everytime she says she's partying wild and she's high on something.  'I'm visiting Neverland this time!'  'The weather at Oz is good'  Can you believe her?  She's the role model for kids these days?"  The Queen laid back in her throne and sighed.  "I unfriended her already.  Actually, I blocked her.  And can you believe she started a fanpage named 'Cross your HEART and hope to DIE'?  Obviously that was aimed at me.  I'm really fed up with that child's passive agressiveness.  I really hope she chokes on the next mushroom she eats."