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I got this video from The Topless Robot.

Aquaman and Global Warming

SUPERMAN: Did you hear the news?
WONDER WOMAN: About Obama?
SUPERMAN: Nope, about Aquaman.
WONDER WOMAN: What did he do this time?
SUPERMAN: Have you ever heard about viral advertising?
WONDER WOMAN: Of course.
SUPERMAN: Well, he hasn't.

ANSM: Emma Bishop Got Eliminated

Take a brief look at the poll and you'll see that the girl that didn't make it was none other than Emma Bishop. Very few people knew her from her brief stint in the late CrossGen's Ruse comic book and she definitely was the easiest target. Some late votes tried to save her, but they arrived a little too late, since the deadline was midnight November 5th.

The audience spoke its mind and she got axed. Well, not actually axed, but thrown out of a tall skycraper. She didn't make it.


Eleven girls remain: Aeon Flux, Barbarella, Betty Boop, Giselle, Huntress, Mystique, Red Sonja, She-Hulk, She-Ra, Squirrel Girl and Zatanna.

Who will be Americas Next SuperModel? Come back for the next episode as the new challenge will give you the chills!

Ads Will Save The Day!

Advertising with superheroes is always fun. It strikes the right cord within the consumers, because we do know for sure everyone would give an arm (actually a friend's arm) to have superpowers to become super and perform the most amazing antics. Like with Energaman, or whatever he's called, in this sort of add in their Day to Day Hero site. He rolls in his guitarmovile unannounced within a home that's definitely not his own, flirts with the ma'am of the house and saves the day. Wait. Did I spoil the ending for you? I'm so sorry, but you still have to see the video, you won't believe the looks of his archenemy behind the mask (because we all know nemesises wear masks because they're too ugly to just wear their mug in public).

Solve the Brainiac Riddle!

Brainiac is certain humans are basically stupid, that's why he doesn't try too hard whenever he wants to take over the world. He designed this riddle and he's certain no human can solve it.

Let's prove him wrong!

It goes like this:

We have 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each one, it lives a person with a different nationality. Each owner drinks a different beverage, smokes a different brand of cigarettes and has a different mascot.

We have the following clues:

1. The British guy lives in the red house.
2. The Swedish guy has a dog.
3. The Danish guy drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the left of the white one.
5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6. The guy who smokes Pall Mall has a bird.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The guy who lives in the house in the middle of them all drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian guy lives in the first house.
10. The guy who smokes Brends lives right next the one who has a cat.
11. The guy who has a horse, lives right next the one who smokes Dunhill.
12. The guy who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
13. The German guy smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives right next to the blue house
15. The guy who smokes Brends, has a neighbor who drinks water.

Now, the question is: Who owns the little fish?

Today, One of Them Will Perish!

One superheroine will be eliminated today and you will be the judge, jury and executioner.

Before casting your elimination vote, check how the girls did in their first challenge:
She-Hulk, Barbarella, Emma Bishop and She-Ra
Betty Boop, Huntress, Giselle and Mystique
Zatanna, Red Sonja, Aeon Flux and Squirrel Girl

And your elimination vote goes here:

Get your own Poll!

This poll will close Wednesday midnight GMT -6. Any vote after that won't be counted.

South Park Possessed by the JLA

As a result of the current Crisis, yeah, the Final Crisis, as in "no more Crisis whatsoever", some of the Justice League members got sucked into the red skies and the Anti-Life Equation fused their souls into the bodies of the South Park kids. We're still scratching our heads at Comics All Too Real Central over this, but this is a Crisis tie-in, so we won't think too hard.

Now, the question remains, how will the superkids face this mega event chaos in the size of a bunch of poorly animated children? What happened to the souls to the original South Park kids? Will there be a Post-Final Crisis event?

Stay tuned!

She-Ra Makes a Stand!

So far, She-Ra hasn't been doing doing as bad as Emma Bishop in the elimination poll, but she's real close to the bottom line. She said she's had some real bad press issues and that it's not her fault that Skeletor infiltrated our sources.

What do you think? Does it ring like a lame excuse?

In the meanwhile, make sure to cast your elimination vote before next Wednesday when our poll closes and one of the supergirls doesn't make the final cut.

Check how the contestants performed in their first challenge:
She-Hulk, Barbarella, Emma Bishop and She-Ra
Betty Boop, Huntress, Giselle and Mystique
Zatanna, Red Sonja, Aeon Flux and Squirrel Girl

And vote here:

Get your own Poll!

Fantastic Oldness!

They were fantastic in the 60's, but how are they doing now? Flexing your muscles is an everyday task. Coordination is the key. Try not to walk right after you wake up.

You should consider integrating the same fabrics you use in your costume to the little parts you've added to your original pack.

How Ben managed to get a grandson is everyone's guess. The kid's friends call him "The Rock".

Getting too hot might get you in trouble. Unless you get your sister's powers, you should refrain from fooling around like in the old days.

All of these images were created by fantastic artist, Donald Soffritti.

Wonder Woman, Help Me!

If you're a blue eyed caucasian blond girl, you can have this wonderful Wonder Woman doll! Not only it looks like a Barbie, but it makes you superior to the rest of your friends! Buy it now!