Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Princess and the Trooper
When they first met, Princess Leia was running from the Empire and he was chasing after her.
He shot at her. The blast missed. The thing that didn't miss was her defiant eyes when they met his and charmed him forever.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Justin Beaber crosses over into the Superman books!
You got it right. Justin Beaber is the new inspiration behind Jimmy Olsen's look.
DC's new 52 relaunch wasn't really fair with poor Jimmy Olsen and now he got stuck a look no one wants. Was this fate worse than death? You should ask the "action man" himself, but he refused to comment when we addressed him on the issue at hand. "I'm just a photographer, dammit!", he said when questioned by our reporters. "But you'd like to be a singer, now wouldn't you?" Our question didn't get a response.
A hidden source admitted hearing Jimmy singing something like "baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhhh" while taking a shower. So, we have a case.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Legalize it now!
The lies need to be stopped! You know it's not bad for your health! If you're not Kryptonian, it won't do you any harm. Even Lex Luthor's poisoning with it got retconned out of existence!
Legalize kryptonite!
Legalize it now!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
Cap Knows Best: 99, Azarello, Religion, Liefeld, Uncle and Tongue Twister
Cap Knows Best returns with a new set of memes. If anything, you have to give him that he does have wisdom!
Friday, January 13, 2012
Wonder Woman, in the shock of her life
Once an all female force, created by Goddesses and raised by Amazons, was now the bastard spring of Zeus after an escapade with Hippolyta.
Things do change in ways you never expected!
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Skeletor's Haunting
True story.
I walk into the bath-room and there he was, stuck on the floor, staring at me--
American Horror Story has nothing on Skeletor.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
The shortest battle ever!
It's the Avengers vs. the X-Men.
Magneto vs. Iron Man.
You know this battle can't last more than 2 seconds.
Tony Stark is supposed to be a bright resourceful man, but you gotta choose which battles to fight. C'mon, it's Magneto! Master of Magnetism!
Some people said that Iron Man could get a non metallic suit, but then he would have to change his name and Plastic Man is already taken. Not that it would do any good for his self-esteem.
So, stay tunned for the shortest battle ever. Coming soon. Wanna pick a side?
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