Showing posts with label Barbarella. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barbarella. Show all posts

Saturday, May 16, 2009

ANSM: Chucky's Challenge - Blades and Arrows



Previously, on America's Next SuperModel: The new challenge is on. The girls will visit the immense Chucky Manor at night; they have to find Chucky and bring some sense of humanity into his cold self. Ten girls remain: Aeon Flux, Barbarella, Giselle, Huntress, Mystique, Red Sonja, She-Hulk, She-Ra, Squirrel Girl and Zatanna. Who will be America's Next SuperModel? Read on!

This was a rainy and stormy night-- Well, it wasn't. Actually, it'd be sunny if it wasn't that the sun was at the other side of the world. Still, the 10 girls walked into Chucky Manor with a very well thought plan, at least some of them, while some others were quite ready to improvise.


The schedule determined they would have dinner first, and so, they sat at this big Adams Family table and started to eat. The meat was actually quite tasty.

"I've never had such a wonderful meal," said Squirrel Girl, "what's this meat?"

"It's human flesh," said Red Sonja as she continued eating; when all of the other girls stopped cold.

Later on, in the bathroom, some ugly noises were heard right after Barbarella came in.

"Are you alright?," asked Giselle from the other side of the door.

"Don't worry," claimed Barbarella with a chocking voice. "I was gaining some weight, anyway, and this will do wonders for me. That's what current models do, anyway."

As the night continued, the girls were allowed to roam Chucky Mannor.

Huntress never thought of herself as a lucky woman, but tonight, she'd prove herself wrong-- or not. As she walked through one of the cold and dark hallways, she overheard a quiet sobbing coming from one of the rooms. Very carefully, she opened the door. "Is anybody here?" The sobbing was quite childlike and it worried her that a stranded kid could be hiding in there. Definitely the worst place to choose. "Where are you?" She turned the light of one of her gadgets on and saw this redheaded boy crying face down over a very old bed. It didn't take a genius to figure out it was Chucky. She got ready in an instant. She would have to be as charming as ever if she wanted to win this challenge. "Chucky, is that you? If you feel bad I can help you--" Carefully, she moved close to him, and that's when she saw Chucky's horrid face. She felt like puking, but held back. As she could, she smiled caringly and that's when Chucky jumped on her face with a sharp knife in his hand.



Huntress jumped to the side and rolled on the floor as she barely escaped the blade. "I'm not your enemy!", she yelled, "I'm here to help." Chucky smiled and simply said, "no, you're here as my toy and I will do with you as I please." Realizing there was no way for her to accomplish her challenge, the Huntress grabbed her crossbow and pinned Chucky to the wall. "I will kill you!", screamed the criminal doll in anger. "Be my guest," she said somewhat upset as she walked out of the room. She had failed in the test in charming him, but no way she was going to lose a battle against some silly doll.

Just as the Huntress walked out, Mystique came out of the shadows and moved towards the entrance of the room. Using her shapeshifting powers, she became Chucky's Bride. With a slow and convenient walk to make herself noticeable, she got into the room and looked in "horror" at Chucky as he was pinned to the wall. "Chucky...", she said apparently heartbroken. "Tiffany?", asked Chucky, opening his eyes so widely that one of them fell out of his sockets. "You're alive? I thought they had killed you--" The girl toy approached Chucky. "That's what they told you because they didn't want us to be together. But they will never keep us apart, never!" And she broke into a hyperdramatic laughter that gave a shiver to any living or dead creature.


"I love you, Chucky." She said expecting to hear his answer echoing her voice of love, and thus, win the challenge. "But I don't love you anymore, Tiffany. I moved on and you're just too damn ugly for me." Mystique couldn't believe what she was hearing. "Say you love me or I'll cut your head off." Chucky's eye got filled with tears as he felt a new rush of love cursing through his veins. "Oh, Tiffany, I had forgotten how lovely you were-- Silly toy am I, am I not?" "Yeah, you're silly, now, tell me you love me and I'll set you free." "I love you, Tiffany." As soon as Chucky spoke, a new blade ran through Chucky's chest, pinning him even further against the wall. "Thank you," said Mystique as she regained her original shape, "you're as disposable as all the men I've know. With you it's just easier, you fugly creature." And with her blue walk, she left the room leaving behind very a furious doll.

Two girls faced the Chucky Challenge, eight girls remain. Stay tuned as another set of SuperModels have the time of their lives with the deadliest doll of all!

Monday, December 1, 2008

ANSM EP02-Part3 - Sexy Water!

Genosha is drowning under a giant tidal waves and the 11 contestants of America's Next SuperModel have been sent there to save some famous families that were living in the island. So far, Aeon Flux, Red Sonja, She-Hulk and Zatanna already played their turn. In this segment, we'll see four more super-heroines deal with this life or death situation.


HUNTRESS


As soon as she saw the tidal wave coming, the Huntress put her acrobatic skills to use. Dodging the waves and swimming underwater, she managed to avoid the pressure and the strength of the sea. When she finally regained some control over her senses, she noticed certain man floating with his head down. Moving fast, the Huntress fired one of her arrows carrying a rope that tied him like a whale. When she finally got to him, she saw his face and untied him, letting him sink like a rock.

"He was a caveman, for God's sake!" she insisted, "I'm sure there's a wife out there who's embracing her vidowhood right now."


BETTY BOOP

As soon as the first tidal wave hit the island, Betty Boop got thrown into the water. She cried for help and thought this would be it for her: not just her last episode in the program, but the end of a very successful career so far.

"Help me, help me, I can't dive, I can't swim, I don't know how to do anything." She started to sing and luckily for her, a frail raft took her out of the water. She started coughing the salty water out of her lungs when she saw a dog drowning not very far from them. "Oh, mamma, what can we do?" And one of the strange creatures that had saved her, threw a rope to the water and brought Scooby-Doo onto the raft.

She held onto the dog seeking comfort as the sea level went down. "I saved him!", she claimed, "I passed the challenge."




SQUIRREL GIRL


When she saw water all over the places, Squirrel Girl just panicked. "I liked to bath occasionally, but that was ridiculous", she admitted later. She was starting to drown when she noticed Angelina Jolie floating half conscious. "I had no clue implants would be such life savers!" Not asking permission, she grabbed Angelina and made her kiss a wall. Using the actress' super suction powers, they managed get stuck against the wall, finding a safe spot for both of them.

"We were lucky", Squirrel Girl admitted later, "she could have figured it all out by herself, but if I hadn't discovered her Bratz lip powers, we'd be both dead."


BARBARELLA

For Barbarella it was a quicky. First she sank into the water, then a winged man took her out of the sea and brought her to his nest and this is what happened:



It looks like Barbarella didn't save no one and definitely didn't accomplish her task. We wonder how good she'll do in the next poll.

Coming up next, the last three contestants do their best to get the fans support!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

ANSM EP02 - Genosha Is Sinking!


For our second episode, America's Next SuperModel is going overseas to-- Genosha! Once a paradise for mutantkind, it was abandoned quite a while ago after it was destroyed by Sentinels. Now, the ANSM team bought the island to perform the next challenge for the 11 superheroines that are still competing for the top title of this show!

The Flintstones, The Simpsons, The Jetsons, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and all of their adoptive turf, along with several other celebrity families, were brought to live in the island since a couple of months.

Finally a boat arrived carrying the contestants: Aeon Flux, Barbarella, Betty Boop, Giselle, Huntress, Mystique, Red Sonja, She-Hulk, She-Ra, Squirrel Girl and Zatanna.

Once they arrived to the heart of Genosha, the announcement was made:

"The island of Genosha is going to be attacked by a tidal storm like you've never seen before," said G'nort through a green holo-projection, "it's your duty to save the families living here and you'll be judged by your performance!"

And so, the newest challenge began!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01- Part 2: Falling Down!


Previously, on America's Next SuperModel, the first challenge was finally revealed as our twelve heroines were taken to 12 different locations, where cheerleaders were been thrown out of 20th floor windows.

How did our contestants do? Keep on reading.

SHE-HULK

Our green goliathress looked up in the sky and without questioning a thing, she jumped with all of her strength and speed towards the falling lady, just as she kept on smiling to the camera, since, obviously, besides the heroics, this also was a photo contest.

Too bad for Jenn, she gained too much momentum and, when she grabbed the falling cheerleader, both of them crashed against the building. It came as no surprise when our staff found out that only one lady made it—

With half a smile, the She-Hulk walked away of the scene, hoping not to be eliminated.

"Accidents happen, you know?" She said half pissed off.



BARBARELLA


Using some strange sort of science fiction eagle wings, Barbarella arrived and noticed the cheerleader falling off the building.



"Oh, my Gosh! She's falling." She observed for a few moments until she realized that girl would die if she didn’t do a thing. "If I don't do a thing, she will die!"

Barbarella flapped her weird eagle wings just as she did some super sexy poses to the camera. In some sort of 60's movie film continuity, she still managed to get there in time and grab the girl into her arms.

"Oh, my Gosh, you're so beautiful." Said Barbarella as she saw the cheerleader. "I'll have to kiss you." And she did.


EMMA BISHOP

Unfamiliar to most of the contestants, Emma Bishop, one of the co-stars of the now defunct Ruse comic book, part of the CrossGen line, was still surprised that she made it to the show when a new blonde cheerleader fell out of a window.

She looked around suspiciously, realizing her powers weren't meant to be revealed, but an innocent life was on the line. Her eyes glazed with orange energy and waves of wind flew towards the girl and stopped her fall until she touched ground as if she was a feather.

Elegant as always, Emma smiled to the camera proud of a job well done.

"Don't try this at home." She said looking at the camera.


SHE-RA

Straight from Etheria, the Princess Adora arrived just in the nick of time to the site just in time to see the falling cheerleader. As quick as she could, she began her transformation into She-Ra.



By the time the transformation finished, the poor cheerleader was splattered on the floor.

"Oops," she said.

Up next, four more girls will face this challenge. Stay tunned!

Monday, October 20, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01- Part 1: Save the Cheerleader, Save Your World!


After lots of debate and staff change, finally the America's Next SuperModel show is on, and tonight: our first challenge.

Twelve beautiful superheroines have been sharing rooms at the all-new all-different Hall of Justice and, after a few run-ins against each other that we'll tell you about in an upcoming segment, the first challenge is finally on.

G'Nort Mail!

All of the girls met at the War Room and Barbarella read it out loud:

"Cheerleaders are often known to be immortals, they might cheer for your cause or flunk it."

The girls exchanged glances and Emma Bishop was the only one who didn't have a question mark on her head. After a little orange glow in her eyes, she smiled. Of course, being in her path to "godhood" granted her some kind of special sight.

In no time, 12 helicopters arrived to the Hall of Justice and our contestants took 12 different paths. All of them where left on the street, right next to a really big building, while they got handed a new cue card:

"Look up!"

The next they knew, a cheerleader was thrown out of a twentieth floor window.

In our next segment, you'll see some heroic rescues and some very lamented failures…