MJ R.I.P.

Where is Aeon Flux?

Aeon Flux just got drafted into the America's Next Supermodel show by Northstar and Mary Jane Watson. She got nominated and now she's in.

Three supergirls have been nominated already, whom else do you into into the show? Speak your mind or be left out!

Who Will Be America's Next Supermodel?

With flamboyant Northstar and a very drunk Mary Jane at the helm of America's Next Supermodel, the game is on! Only one superheroine will earn the title and she could be your very favorite!

Write in your favorite superheroine before we make the final call. Twelve contestants will make the cut. And all of the glory will belong to just one of them!

Paula and Mary Jane Drunk at the Bronx

It all happened at a loud place in the heart (or the liver) of the Bronx, with a giant bartender that made drinks fly through the place and a lousy waitress that got more tips out of her wiggling than out of her work, that caught our attention. The story could have been about these two very particular creatures of the night, but it was a deeply annoying voice that broke the vibe of the place with twisted words that rang something like this: "He's a cold hearted snake". Feel free to roll your eyes, because it was none other than Paula Abdul, drunk again, this time with a much much way younger drinking buddy, a red headed girl named Mary Jane Watson that could or could not have anything to do with Spider-Man's recent death.

Poor Mary Jane, first she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her, of course, that was before he died; and now she wasn't choosing her friends well at all. But it wouldn't take long, since she refused repeatedly to sing in the karaoke even if Paula insisted on some "Idol" non-sense thing.

Finally, after some outburst on Mary Jane's part, we heard her say "he's not a snake! He's a spider and he would bite in the @$$ if he was here." Definitely, that's our girl. Maybe a criminal, but still our girl.

Spider-Man Dead, Surprising Prime Suspect

A couple of weeks ago, the story of Peter Parker grossly making out with Paris Hilton hit the tabloids with devastating results for poor Mary Jane, former wife. We knew the Peter-Mary Jane love story hit a striking halt in the chronicles of their lives (see Amazing Spider-Man for current events), but it looks like the ultra hot top model still had it for our friendly neighborhood and she just couldn't have him cheat on her, or move on, whatever suits you best. So, what did happen? The body of our arachnid friend was found lying on the floor definitely dead, with his arms and legs upward, like a dead cockroach. The depicted image above is an all-ages dramatization of the event, because the real scene was too disturbing to publish online. Right next to him the police found a jar of Baygon® Crawling Insect Surface Spray. So far, we learned the product does really work.

Now, the surprising part was that one of our sources (yeah, we do have lots and lots of sources) saw a red headed foxy lady run out of the place just minutes before the body was found by the pizza boy, who swears he's not delivering again to any super-hero. Speculation says that the red headed woman was no other than Mary Jane, but with current continuity flips, we just wouldn't know.

Stay tuned as this story continues.

"It was gross!", said Peter Parker

Comics All Too Real's candid camera got this amazing shot of our friendly neighborhood, Peter Parker, when his mouth got stuck in the mouth of a different kind of vermin.

"It was gross!", said Peter Parker to our correspondent in New York City, "she had a foul taste, as if she had just eaten a bunch of rotten flies," and should he know, being himself so related to the spider kind. "It was a one shot thing, though." He finally admitted. His fans are raving already, whether in support of poor Mary Jane, or just because they can't stand Paris Hilton. Oh! And there was one old woman, who raved favoring Paris. Some said it was her mother.

Will this outrageous event lead to some further developments? Stay tuned.