What is going on at Comics All Too Real?

The entire staff of Comics All Too Real has vanished for almost 2 weeks already! What's going on? Are they okay? What happened to this entire crew of visionaries?

You decide!

Were they shrunk down and put in a bottle by Brainiac?




Were they lost in the mysterious island of Themyscira?




Are they finally reaching their Crisis on Infinite Dark Reigns?



Were they-- Gosh!-- Were they possibly have been cancelled because of the economic crisis?




Or could it just be that they lived happily ever after and they're in their honeymoon?



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Milk is my Kryptonite

Comics All Too Real's staff suspected the truth and we ran a very thorough poll to find out which member of the Justice League of America was lactose intolerant. His name has finally been unveiled: The Flash!

"I can eat real fast and my body processes most of it normally, except for milk. I've tried, but more than once I've had to leave in a hurry. You know, the blur behind me isn't always made of after images of my costume." The Flash blushed a little and tried to lighten the conversation "So, you expect me to die in the current Final Crisis?"

Dead can dance... or roll

***SPOILER WARNING FOR "DEATH OF THE NEW GODS #7"***
The last time we saw Metron of the New Gods, he got killed by this entity who happened to be the actual embodiment of the Anti-Life Equation and the Source in the penultimate chapter of DC's mini-series "Death of the New Gods". His heart got ripped out and he got left dead floating in empty space.
***END SPOILERS***

Then, what is he doing at a retirement house? Could it be that he's just a ghost now and he chose to spend time with those about to depart? Then, why has it been said that he enjoys jello so much? Could it have some sort of relation with the Source?

One of the nurses at the establishment who asked us to withhold her name, said that he had been seen visiting one of the old ladies bedroom at late hours in the night. If so, Metron would be definitely up to something. We'd ask one of his closest friends to confirm or deny this accusation, but, you know, he has no friends.

If this little hidden secret love affair flourishes, we could be nearing an event of cataclysmic proportions, you know a Final Crisis. We'll keep you posted.