What's Your Lantern Corps? - Poll Results

Eight Lantern Corps fought for your attention in a poll that featured all of their propaganda skills.  But since there can only be one winner, we already have its name.  It may come with little surprise to many of you, so, without further delay, these are the poll result:

If you read the color blind chart well, and your skills are greater than just comic book reading, you'll notice that there's only one winner:  The Green Lantern Corps!

Let us show you how xenophobic we are by portraying this image showcasing only the human GLs, plus Killowog (who's basically human at this point.)

We approached them to have their reactions to the poll results, but only G'Nort responded to our call.  He just said: "Woof!"  We shrugged and walked away.

A Very Important Message!

The entire team of "Such Friends" is here, you better pay attention to what they have to say!



Comics All Too Real proudly presents their first video ever!  Yes, it's the first, the very first one, and it came right on time for the holiday season.  We will play some more with the lights next time, but for now, this will do.

We want to thank you for visiting and sharing this space that is devoted to things that are fun, shiny and super-heroic, if we made you smile just once, our mission is fulfilled.  Here's a big cyber hug on our part (me and the toys, yeah!), wishing you a very joyful Christmas by the side of the people you love and a New Year devoted to all things that make you happy.

Cheers!

Such Friends: The Toys Are Home!

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Almost two months late, the JLI action figures finally got home, just in time to get the photo-comic started with some amazing adventures and stories that--  that at CATR Central we still have to figure out.

What new thrills will our heroes face?  Stay tuned for some not-so-epic battles and some unbelievable plot twists, as Batman's headaches reach some all-new all-different levels and G'Nort realizes what a wonderful place the world is without a Guy Gardner.

Wallpapers All Too Real: Such Friends

Because no on asked for it, we bring you the official wallpaper for your new Comics All Too Real's segment called "Such Heroes". If you're wondering, no, we still haven't got the action figures, but we can still do some warm up.

In four different sizes, choose the wallpaper that works best for your computer.

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America's Next SuperModel EP 01- Part 1: Save the Cheerleader, Save Your World!

After lots of debate and staff change, finally the America's Next SuperModel show is on, and tonight: our first challenge.

Twelve beautiful superheroines have been sharing rooms at the all-new all-different Hall of Justice and, after a few run-ins against each other that we'll tell you about in an upcoming segment, the first challenge is finally on.

G'Nort Mail!

All of the girls met at the War Room and Barbarella read it out loud:

"Cheerleaders are often known to be immortals, they might cheer for your cause or flunk it."

The girls exchanged glances and Emma Bishop was the only one who didn't have a question mark on her head. After a little orange glow in her eyes, she smiled. Of course, being in her path to "godhood" granted her some kind of special sight.

In no time, 12 helicopters arrived to the Hall of Justice and our contestants took 12 different paths. All of them where left on the street, right next to a really big building, while they got handed a new cue card:

"Look up!"

The next they knew, a cheerleader was thrown out of a twentieth floor window.

In our next segment, you'll see some heroic rescues and some very lamented failures…

America's Next SuperModel is on Fiyah!

A big shake-up struck the core of America's Next SuperModel even before the show had a chance to air its premiere. Former hosts, Northstar and the model-turned-alcoholic Mary Jane Watson, got kicked out of the show as Tyra Banks and the Green Lantern Esplanade G'neesmacher, also known as G'Nort, where hired apparently out of the blue to fill the spots.

"We needed hosts who had a stronger appeal to our audience," said producer George Lucas, "and with a Green Lantern in the show, it just can't fail. Oh, yes, and there's also Tyra."

Lucas' new project has been highly critiziced by both the media and fans. Will it be a success? That's up to you, the viewer. The 12 contestants have already been chosen and only one will be America's Next SuperModel!