Friday, April 30, 2010

Bromance tested!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Matter Eater Lad's Eating Disorders

Do you know about Matter Eater Lad's amazing powers?  He can eat basically through everything.  You name it, he can eat it:  steel, wood, rock, garbage, McDonald's, whatever you put in his path, he can munch it and digest it as if it was a slice of bread or a glass of water, without a dent in his figure.  Or so we thought.

A few nights ago, we just happened to be sitting by the window of his bedroom, outside of the Legion of Super-Heroes headquarter, when we noticed some weird noises.  We couldn't help ourselves but to look inside the room and, to our surprise, we saw Matter Eater Lad throwing up.  Unbelievable!  As professional journalists, we continued our survey of the celebrity hero and it was a fact.  Night after night, Matter Eater Lad was puking out his guts.

With film evidence in our hands, we confronted him.  Here's the brief recorded interview. 

"Mr. Matter Eater Lad!  Can we have a moment with you?"

"Of course!  I always have time for my fans."

"Thanks.  Do you have any comment about these pictures?"  That's when we showed him a few of the shots where he doesn't look very handsome.

"How did you get those?"  He definitely looked annoyed and scared.

"Is it true you have a serious eating disorder?"

"No!  How you dare!  That night I was just sick to the stomach and--"

"And the day after that?  And the following day?  And the next day?"

"What do you want from me?  Is there no privacy anymore?"

"No, not since Facebook and not when you're a celebrity!"

"You just don't understand the pressure of being under the spotlight!  Everybody knows me and expect me to look my best.  A superhero has to be thin, and my power is to just eat too much.  You don't get it!  You just don't get it!"  And he ran away eating a Big Mac he had in his poket.  We wondered about his serious issues and how he imagined everybody knew him.  Ha!

We patted ourselves on the back after a job well done.  For a moment we felt bad for him, but our duty is to report and our responsibility is to our reading audience.  Until the next super star crashes--

Friday, April 16, 2010

SuperFashion 7: Batgirl, Clark Kent, Mera, Storm & Supragirl

Fashion imitates comic book style.  We all know that and we have the photos to prove it.  Welcome to a new installment of SuperFashion; we hope you enjoy it.


Clark Kent / Superman

Mera, Queen of the Seven Seas


Supragirl: A Supergirl form a parallel Earth

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Guess who's joining GLEE club

"The 'L' never stood for 'loser'", said Luigi real proud of the newest GLEE TV show promo ad. "I will show the world what I'm capable of. I've been learning my musical tones and I will deliver." Sources informed us about Luigi playing the foreign exchange student in the GLEE school, with some deep thought provoking stories. He gave a few statements about Mario, but with this page being all ages, we just decided not to "print" it.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Road Runner is Served

The question was simple. Who's faster? The Flash or the Road Runner. You voted and you decided. And as promised, the loser died!

Very classic in the spirit of Crisis on Infinite Earths, Infinite Crisis, Final Crisis, Crisis on Two Worlds and any Crisis you ever heard about, we gave you a significant death that will be reset in a few months. But in the meanwhile, do you want a piece? We heard Road Runners are tasty.

Here's the final result for the poll: 88% of the voters said the Flash was faster, while the Road Runner only got a 12% support. Thus, he's dead.

It took us a while to catch the Road Runner to cook him, in the first place. We hired an Acme certified guy, a Wile something, but he was really really bad at it. Anyway, we do have certain powers of our own and we managed to catch the bird ourselves. Just don't ask how, but it involves crossovers of all kinds.

If you want to see another death-poll, feel free to suggest your ideas.