Friday, July 11, 2008
Paula and Mary Jane Drunk at the Bronx
It all happened at a loud place in the heart (or the liver) of the Bronx, with a giant bartender that made drinks fly through the place and a lousy waitress that got more tips out of her wiggling than out of her work, that caught our attention. The story could have been about these two very particular creatures of the night, but it was a deeply annoying voice that broke the vibe of the place with twisted words that rang something like this: "He's a cold hearted snake". Feel free to roll your eyes, because it was none other than Paula Abdul, drunk again, this time with a much much way younger drinking buddy, a red headed girl named Mary Jane Watson that could or could not have anything to do with Spider-Man's recent death.
Poor Mary Jane, first she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her, of course, that was before he died; and now she wasn't choosing her friends well at all. But it wouldn't take long, since she refused repeatedly to sing in the karaoke even if Paula insisted on some "Idol" non-sense thing.
Finally, after some outburst on Mary Jane's part, we heard her say "he's not a snake! He's a spider and he would bite in the @$$ if he was here." Definitely, that's our girl. Maybe a criminal, but still our girl.