Saturday, June 7, 2008

"It was gross!", said Peter Parker


Comics All Too Real's candid camera got this amazing shot of our friendly neighborhood, Peter Parker, when his mouth got stuck in the mouth of a different kind of vermin.

"It was gross!", said Peter Parker to our correspondent in New York City, "she had a foul taste, as if she had just eaten a bunch of rotten flies," and should he know, being himself so related to the spider kind. "It was a one shot thing, though." He finally admitted. His fans are raving already, whether in support of poor Mary Jane, or just because they can't stand Paris Hilton. Oh! And there was one old woman, who raved favoring Paris. Some said it was her mother.

Will this outrageous event lead to some further developments? Stay tuned.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very funny! I like the humor with which this blog was created. Although I don't really care about Paris Hilton, I do consider amusing what Peter Parker said about the kiss... probably true if it would've happened in real life. I can't wait for more news!
BTW, great pics!

Carlos Velázquez said...

What do we know: Peter Parker has turned into a paparazzi! The Enquirer would definitely pay a handsome sum for that pick.

When's the sex-tape coming out?

(Btw, just like Ilsa and Rick, Spidey will always have Paris...).

Cheerio.

Coochie said...

heh, wonder if she slipped him the tongue lol...

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Thanks a lot for your kind words, guys. Here, at Comics All Too Real we're happy to see you checking our blog.
Now, a sex-tape of this scene... That's an idea, too badly Spidey stopped right there.
Oh, and there was plenty of tongue.

Anonymous said...

What a shot!
...Thanks for ruining my fantasy of being spiderman and hang around the city... hanging -upside down- with some girls.

Carlos said...

First things first, since when does Paris Hilton's night-life include walking into dark alleys of thrashy neighborhoods!?!

gaviotabaubo said...

Muy bueno la satira.
Peter Parker, realmente no sabe aprovechar las oportunidades... esta bien que tiene Mary Jane pero un beso, en especial a Paris Hilton es muy tonto...
La foto de los tres Batman esta espectacularrr!!!!!!

Qwaring said...

That one picture probably hurt Spidey's reputation more than all forty years of J. Jonah Jameson's editorials, which did nothing but accuse him of being a criminal.

Let's just hope Spidey can make another deal with Mephisto and get everyone to forget that kiss ever happened.

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Thanks for you comments, guys :). Y gracias, gaviotababubo por darte la vuelta por aquí.
This time, Spidey might be facing his deadliest enemy: The Press. We'll see how he dodges the bullet this time.

Xetal said...

Most appropriate for this one to appear on the web...

Lucy said...

This is madness!!!
This photo is very funny but I can't stand Paris Hilton at all. Spidey is already pretty silly with all his soap opera drama, but adding this bimbo in the equation is #@$!.

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Thanks for posting, Xetal and Lucy.

After this event, the web will never be the same. Some people even claim this picture is so darn gross, it borders on porn

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Res said...

I heard it was Hal Jordan under the mask...

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Really? 0.0

Now that would give a complete turn to events...

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