As revealed by our Orange County correspondent, Finito, this past weekend the famous, or infamous, Doctor Strange was caught as the leader of a multimillionaire psychic ring fraud. Along with an ancient man who seemed to keep talking in riddles, they convinced old men and women to hand them all of their money in exchange of a glance into the collective consciousness and into future lives. After a highly sophisticated holographic projector, which was used to show fake images to their costumers, imploded right in front of mister M. Jackson's face causing loss of nose and pigment troubles, all sort of Jackson people popped into the room and called in the Avengers (both of them) and the police.
It didn't take long for Strange to be apprehended. He supposedly tried to do some hocus pocus, but later on, he was seen complaining something about his Eye of Agamotto having expired and someone getting sued. We just don't know for sure.
A couple of days later, a new psychic line got launched, 1-800-DOCTORFATE.
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