Thursday, June 26, 2008

Spider-Man Dead, Surprising Prime Suspect


A couple of weeks ago, the story of Peter Parker grossly making out with Paris Hilton hit the tabloids with devastating results for poor Mary Jane, former wife. We knew the Peter-Mary Jane love story hit a striking halt in the chronicles of their lives (see Amazing Spider-Man for current events), but it looks like the ultra hot top model still had it for our friendly neighborhood and she just couldn't have him cheat on her, or move on, whatever suits you best. So, what did happen? The body of our arachnid friend was found lying on the floor definitely dead, with his arms and legs upward, like a dead cockroach. The depicted image above is an all-ages dramatization of the event, because the real scene was too disturbing to publish online. Right next to him the police found a jar of Baygon® Crawling Insect Surface Spray. So far, we learned the product does really work.

Now, the surprising part was that one of our sources (yeah, we do have lots and lots of sources) saw a red headed foxy lady run out of the place just minutes before the body was found by the pizza boy, who swears he's not delivering again to any super-hero. Speculation says that the red headed woman was no other than Mary Jane, but with current continuity flips, we just wouldn't know.

Stay tuned as this story continues.

14 comments:

Karrde said...

Real nice, didn't think anyone would invest so much time and effort into a school project. :)

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Blame it on the addictive subject ;)

beckham's right foot said...

Bygone times...for Spider-Man.

(And great product placement for Baygon!).

In any case, if I were the detective in charge, I would question a certain Jameson fella...

qwaring said...

The butler did it. Jarvis, the Avengers butler, did it so Peter Parker wouldn't get in the way of his romance with May Parker. He obviously dressed up as a red haired woman in hopes of framing Medusa, queen of the Inhumans, for the crime.

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

So many good ideas, thanks guys! As you must have already noticed, this Spider-Man situation is an ongoing subject in the blog and it will keep on rolling. Don't be surprised if we grab some of your ideas and use them ;). Meaning that you're both official correspondents of the blog a of now :D
Here, take your correspondent badges.

Luis Jameson (aka Diego) said...

Iba a hacer un comentario de los laboratorios Bayer y los experimentos del Dr. Josef Mengele e involucrar al Capitán América en la investigación, pero creo que no es políticamente correcto desenterrar eso... porque si es Bayer, es bueno!!!... a pesar de tanto judío que mataron... ¿Peter Parker era Judío? digo, por aquello...

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Este señor, el Josef Mengele... no habrá sido una previa encarnación del Red Skull?

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Wonder Woman's chastity belt said...

Is Red Skull the Russian version of Captain America? Just curious...

In any case, a badass villain modele after Osama should be created...pronto!!!

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Osama Bin Skull? Osama Red Laden? I think there are plenty of choices and good ones. I think there was once a cover of a non-published comic book showing a new hero hitting Osama's face... let me do a quick google search

Here's an image of it: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/2619341545_ce86ae9b4f.jpg?v=0
It looks like I can't put a picture in the comments section

Jean said...

Hahaha, nice one! Love it.
But maybe Spidey is just working on holding his breath for his next kiss. Oh, he's all red...

Comics All Too Real's Trinity said...

Just so you know, Jean, this story is far from over. It is one of the ongoing things in our news report. Next week we'll have a dramatic turn of events.

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Nathalie said...

Maybe it was Mary Jane... 0.o

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Actually, we had a news report about her and... but we're going to hold this info until we release our next segment on the story's coverage ;)

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