Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tom Cruise, the Skrull

When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman split, it was a word of mouth thing. "He must be nuts!", "he's out of his mind", "he must be from outer space." Later on, he married Katie Holmes and new rumors arouse, "what does he see in her?", "she's too young", "her mouth is torn". Finally, he joined an unusual church that actually looks otherworldly…

Anyway, it was a matter of time before the reason behind his madness unveiled itself. He was part of a master plan to dominate the Earth, through Hollywood. This particular Skrull, T'om'kr'uix, tried to turn fandom against movie stars in order to demoralize the entire population of the Earth, so we would be an easier target to their devastating troops.

Had they chosen someone else, Earth would be down already. Thankfully they chose Tom Cruise.


Sea_of_Green said...

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

lusia said...

Hi friend,I have read some of your post.it is really nice.I use to visit your blog and do some thing for you.hope you will do the same.please exchange link .then let me know I will do the same.ok bye thank you

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Hey, Sea of Green, did you really know it? 0.0 Darn it! I thought I had the breaking news in here ;).

Hey, Lusia, I might add your links, but I doubt it would help you much. Our subjects are quite different.

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