Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Tom Cruise, the Skrull
When Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman split, it was a word of mouth thing. "He must be nuts!", "he's out of his mind", "he must be from outer space." Later on, he married Katie Holmes and new rumors arouse, "what does he see in her?", "she's too young", "her mouth is torn". Finally, he joined an unusual church that actually looks otherworldly…
Anyway, it was a matter of time before the reason behind his madness unveiled itself. He was part of a master plan to dominate the Earth, through Hollywood. This particular Skrull, T'om'kr'uix, tried to turn fandom against movie stars in order to demoralize the entire population of the Earth, so we would be an easier target to their devastating troops.
Had they chosen someone else, Earth would be down already. Thankfully they chose Tom Cruise.