Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bad Batman, Bad

Batmommy was really upset because Batman supposedly assaulted her and Batgirl with a Batarang and a Shark Repellent Bat Spray.

"Fame went to his head", claimed the Bat Mother as she was throwing some of his son's stuff out of the Batcave and setting a Batman the Dark Knight poster on fire. "I only wanted a couple of millions and that's how he pays me. That two-faced son of mine! Since there's no justice in the world, I'll get my revenge!" We asked her to show us her bruises but she said she was a fast healer much a-la-Wolverine and there was nothing to be seen. That's when we started wondering if she was a mutant.

We tried to ask Robin about this incident but the Boy Wonder just rolled his eyes at us and left.


Sea_of_Green said...

... which only goes to show that Robin always has been the smartest member of the Batman Family. ;-)

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

I think Robin was actually the only one who thought the BatMother was supposed to be dead. You know. Batman origin and all? Hellooo?

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