Sunday, November 2, 2008

Wonder Woman, Help Me!



If you're a blue eyed caucasian blond girl, you can have this wonderful Wonder Woman doll! Not only it looks like a Barbie, but it makes you superior to the rest of your friends! Buy it now!

Friday, October 31, 2008

She-Hulk Feels Confident

There's only been a couple of days since the voting started to pick which superheroine will be eliminated from the America's Next SuperModel contest. So far, no one has voted against She-Hulk and she thinks no one will.

"Fans adore me. There's been a couple of them who even said they would be supporting me 'til the end, so, I'm quite confident I'll get a free pass into the next episode."

"Is there anything else you'd like to say to the other contestants?"

"Why waste my time?" She said while winking behind her Halloween mask. Of course, no one noticed. We're just assuming. "If I was Emma Bishop I'd worry to go the way of the Dodo. But since I'm not, it's Halloween night." And then, she did a furious impression of the Hulk hitting her chest, a move that didn't look quite furious, but sexy instead.

Check how the contestants performed in their first challenge:
She-Hulk, Barbarella, Emma Bishop and She-Ra
Betty Boop, Huntress, Giselle and Mystique
Zatanna, Red Sonja, Aeon Flux and Squirrel Girl

And vote here:

Get your own Poll!


Darkita Wishes You a Horrible Halloween!



If you see Darkita in the middle night, looking at you with frightening eyes, walk aside, she might freeze you with her stare and if you've been a bad boy (or girl), she might blow you a kiss.

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Emma Bishop About To Get The Ax


The cast of America's Next SuperModel is going through the elimination phase of their first episode and people are already voting on whom they want to be eliminated. So far, Emma Bishop is performing the worst.

"How does it feel to be the weakest link of the entire show?," one of our star journalists asked her.

"That's so rude! I'm not eliminated yet. The voting can turn around any moment."

"And if it doesn't."

"It will, I'm almost a goddess, they just won't get rid of me that easily."

"They did get rid of your Ruse comic book."

Emma slapped our interviewer. We're seriously considering about suing her, but we do hate our journalist as well.

The Authentic Batfan

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01-Part 5: Who Will Be Eliminated?

Twelve superheroines did their best in the latest challenge and now it's up to you to decide who gets eliminated. You have one week to cast your vote!

Want to see how each of them fared? Check out the previous segments here:
(EP01-P1) (EP01-P2) (EP01-P3) (EP01-P4)


Get your own Poll!


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Drop Dead Gorgeous Buffy

The entire staff of Comics All Too Real is speechless. Actually, no one is actually working because they're all watching the entire series composed of 7 wonderful seasons of action galore and funky dialogues. And in Spanish!

Sarah Michelle Gellar should just slap herself and go back to who she really was, but hey, she still thinks she can do other stuff. Yeah, like playing Daphne in Scooby Doo's movies.

If you stop eating for the next couple of weeks but you still afford to get this wonderful pack, it will be worth it. After all, food is definitely overrated.

Monday, October 27, 2008

America's Next SuperModel EP 01-Part 4: Cheerleader who?

Previously, on America's Next SuperModel (EP01-P1), (EP01-P2), (EP01-03), the second batch of four superheroines faced the challenge of saving four cheerleaders falling out of 20th floor windows, and while the Huntress and CrossGen's Giselle managed to save theirs, Betty Boop failed while still looking beautiful and Mystique tricked everyone into thinking her cheerleader survived when she really did not.


Today, a new group of four super-heroines will do their best to succeed on this task. Keep on reading.



ZATANNA


When Zatanna arrived it was a pandemonium. Dozens of paparazzis arrived to the scene and started to take shots of the superheroine as she walked out of her carriage. Fishnets do have that effect in men and she was well aware of this. With a glance she noticed a blonde girl falling off a building and, while she winked at a photographer she said: "Ednolb eht evas!" She waited for a few seconds that were followed by a strong "THUD!"


"Oops!," said Zatanna as she shrugged. "She must have been a fake."



RED SONJA

It was evident the She-Devil with a sword wasn't all too comfortable with this show. We don't know why she joined, but now that she was here, she wasn't going to fail.


And there she was, in front of a giant castle, er, building, and a young lady falling off of it. Red Sonja ran as fast as she could, but when she realized she wasn't going to make it, she threw her sword against the girl and pinned her to the wall. It was painful, quite painful, but the cheerleader managed to survive.


"Get me off of here!", screamed the cheerleader.

"Oh, ungrateful witch!", complained Red Sonja as she was getting back into her limo.


AEON FLUX

Some judges say Aeon Flux is too thin to be a superhero and that she might send the wrong message to young girls. Well, they might be right. When Aeon Flux arrived in a motorcycle to the site of her challenge, she saw the cheerleader falling off the building and jumped around with moves that matched both a spider and a panther. As if she was one of the Flashes, she arrived just in time to intercept the falling girl, and she did grab her, but they both fell down because of the blonde's weight. Aeon Flux barely managed to survive, but the girl didn't.


With an annoyed look she stared at the camera crew and made a gesture with her fingers that we're not allowed to reproduce.




SQUIRREL GIRL

It was Squirrel Girl's chance and she arrived just in time covered in squirrel fur and showing her all new squirrel nails. She was ready for anything, and as soon as she noticed the falling cheerleader, she whistled and thousands of squirrels came out of nowhere and created the most comfortable flying cushion that covered the blonde and landed as if surrounded by a soft bag of air. Squirrel Girl arrived to the scene of the saving and allowed all of her furry friends to surround her as she enjoyed the extent of the photo shoot. Too bad the cheerleader was allergic to such little animals.


"It could be worst," said Squirrell Girl with a smile.



Up next, you decide which superheroine gets eliminated. Stay tuned!


Blue Beetle in No Heroics?


It was said that he was dead, but our secret sources found out that a very healthy and living Ted Kord got contacted by the executive producers of the British show "No Heroics" and he's been offered a spot in the sitcom.

"The Blue Beetle is just the perfect candidate this show. He has a natural talent. He will be my sidekick", said co-star The Hotness. While some other heroes might take this offer the wrong way, we found out Ted Kord was incredibly happy about it. Will this deal come true? We'll let you know.

In the meanwhile, Comics All Too Real highly recommend this ITV show. Just be careful. It's not for kids!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Birthday Like Lightning!


Comics All Too Real's Chris celebrated his birthday this weekend surrounded by some of his best friends and the whole event was crowned by a Flash cake much with such style that it should be mentioned by the Great White Snark ;)

The party included a Superman piñata, Spider-Man balloons and wonderful gifts such as a Flash and a Green Lantern t-shirts. The funny thing was that no kid was around yet all the guests managed to overcome this little detail.

All in all, a great party. It's always great to see grown-ups enjoying themselves like kids.