Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Aquaman's Love Affair



They say Aquaman has no sex appeal, no charm, no smarts, he doesn't even have a secret identity. But to a certain Sea-Monkey, he seemed to have it all-- in spades. And we're not talking about Red Lantern Mera, no, this is about a fling Aquaman had deep under the sea, with an extremely sexy Sea-Monkey (or Sea-Monkess, to be politically correct).

Now the question remains, will the result of this hidden union become something more? A new hero? A new villain? A new Aqualad? As far as we know, Aquaman just swam as fast as the Flash to the other side of the continent, glad to be the King of the Seven Seas and even happier knowing his kingdom was so large. We also heard the Sea-Monkess hired a lawyer nicknamed "Black Manta".

Things will certainly turn ugly and we'll be there to get the full story.

4 comments:

Sea-of-Green said...

LOL! This is GOLDEN! :-) And so true! Those Sea-Monkeys breed like bunnies.

CATR's Chris said...

I think the lady just used Aquaman to be the mom of a Prince.

Tomoyo Tsukihiro said...

Hahahaha!!! And I loved Aquman's HAPPY face! xDDD LOOOOOLLL!!!

CATR's Chris said...

He's just so naïve.

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