Friday, September 12, 2008

The Hulk Sneezed the City off Coast City!

The Hulk has allergies just like many people we know, but with gamma ray bombarded allergies you have to be careful, or so were taught the late people of Coast City. That is if deceased can learn a thing. Again.

This city is infamous for being under the protection of one of Earth's Green Lanterns, with such bad luck that it has been targeted by every monster in the block and blown off the face of Earth one time too many.

Yesterday morning, the Hulk was jumping around apparently attracted by all the green in the scenery when something in the air made him sneeze. Two sneezes later, the city was gone.

Oh, we're going to have a real pi$$ed off Hal Jordan when he comes back from his Secret Origin storyline.

6 comments:

Thomas Fummo said...

Hulk bogies!

Delicious!
AND an alternate energy source.

Christian Zamora said...

You bet! I'm sure a rocket could be launched with green energy.

Anonymous said...

Muy bien! Gracias por poner algo de Hulk, jajaja

Christian Zamora said...

Así son las noticias, le damos al público lo que el público quiere ver y oír, jeje.

Sea-of-Green said...

Sad to say, as you point out, the Hulk would just be ONE MORE MONSTER in a long string of monsters that have attacked Coast City during its history.

I would LOVE to see a battle between Hal and the Hulk, though!

Christian Zamora said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm... Your wishes will be granted :D

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