America's Next SuperModel is on Fiyah!

A big shake-up struck the core of America's Next SuperModel even before the show had a chance to air its premiere. Former hosts, Northstar and the model-turned-alcoholic Mary Jane Watson, got kicked out of the show as Tyra Banks and the Green Lantern Esplanade G'neesmacher, also known as G'Nort, where hired apparently out of the blue to fill the spots.

"We needed hosts who had a stronger appeal to our audience," said producer George Lucas, "and with a Green Lantern in the show, it just can't fail. Oh, yes, and there's also Tyra."

Lucas' new project has been highly critiziced by both the media and fans. Will it be a success? That's up to you, the viewer. The 12 contestants have already been chosen and only one will be America's Next SuperModel!

The Hulk Sneezed the City off Coast City!

The Hulk has allergies just like many people we know, but with gamma ray bombarded allergies you have to be careful, or so were taught the late people of Coast City. That is if deceased can learn a thing. Again.

This city is infamous for being under the protection of one of Earth's Green Lanterns, with such bad luck that it has been targeted by every monster in the block and blown off the face of Earth one time too many.

Yesterday morning, the Hulk was jumping around apparently attracted by all the green in the scenery when something in the air made him sneeze. Two sneezes later, the city was gone.

Oh, we're going to have a real pi$$ed off Hal Jordan when he comes back from his Secret Origin storyline.

JLA Party!

Click on the images to enlarge.

The Blue Beetle's Take

10 Girls In, 2 To Go!

10 girls have already made the cut and we still have 2 spots in the open. If you want your favorite in, you have to nominate her. If they go rogue out of scorn because you didn't support them, it will be your entire fault!

So far, these will be the stars of our big premier (in alphabetical order, of course):

Aeon Flux
Emma Bishop (from Crossgen's Ruse)
Giselle (from Crossgen's Mystic)
Huntress
Mystique
Red Sonja
She-Hulk
She-Ra
Squirrel Girl
Zatanna

Guy Gardner Did It!

If you've ever seen Power Girl mad, try eating her yogurt.

Well, that's exactly what Guy Gardner did and he just got a little taste of her fury. Thankfully Animal Man and the spirit of the deceased Red Rocket were around to pick up the pieces.

Truth is Power Girl knew someone had eaten her breakfast and the only clue was a green construct left behind, with evidence obviously pointing towards a Green Lantern. You helped her unveil the truth and the girl with one of the most messed up origins couldn't be more grateful. Guy Gardner, on the other side, as if he hadn't gotten enough, brought the final straw: "Is that time of the month or haven't you been nominated for America's Next SuperModel? Haven't you?"

A new punch rendered him unconscious.

Why Mystique Is In?

We got our hands on some private audition tapes for the upcoming America's Next SuperModel and we found Mystique's.

She's a baddie, but we do know how far bad girls can get!

Four girls have already made the cut for the upcoming ANSM. We have 8 spots for grabs. Nominate your favorite superheroine now!

(Thanks to Malakus for the picture of Mystique!)

Where is Aeon Flux?

Aeon Flux just got drafted into the America's Next Supermodel show by Northstar and Mary Jane Watson. She got nominated and now she's in.

Three supergirls have been nominated already, whom else do you into into the show? Speak your mind or be left out!

Who Will Be America's Next Supermodel?

With flamboyant Northstar and a very drunk Mary Jane at the helm of America's Next Supermodel, the game is on! Only one superheroine will earn the title and she could be your very favorite!

Write in your favorite superheroine before we make the final call. Twelve contestants will make the cut. And all of the glory will belong to just one of them!

Milk is my Kryptonite

Comics All Too Real's staff suspected the truth and we ran a very thorough poll to find out which member of the Justice League of America was lactose intolerant. His name has finally been unveiled: The Flash!

"I can eat real fast and my body processes most of it normally, except for milk. I've tried, but more than once I've had to leave in a hurry. You know, the blur behind me isn't always made of after images of my costume." The Flash blushed a little and tried to lighten the conversation "So, you expect me to die in the current Final Crisis?"