The news about Gonzo being Larfleeze's real father ran fast through the streets and reached Manhattan and Uncle Deadly's lair, in no time. You should have seen the mortal guy fret like a maniac!
Uncle Deadly, former obscure member of the Muppet Show and writer and interpreter of the number one hit song "The Sheik of Araby" was dismayed by the sudden appearance of Larfleeze and his supposed lineage. More on this later as we give you a glimpse of Uncle Deadly's former glory.
"Larfleeze is not Gonzo's son!", he yelled at us in a quick press conference he summoned. "And if you need proof, all you have to do is look at Larfleeze and then look at me. The Orange Agent's got my eyes!"
"Curioser, curioser," we said, "we've seen fathers denying their parenthood, but never so many fathers claiming such an ugly boy."
On the other hand, you already saw Gonzo's tragic story about his secret love affair and the forbidden fruit that was born as a result.
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