The battle was on!
On one side we had Uncle Deadly. With little success, he could have seen in this supposed son a free pass to a glory he never had. Claiming Larfleeze's fatherhood would earn him the spotlight, an orange spotlight, though, but beggars can't be choosers.
And on the other side, we had Gonzo. The tragic hero-- er-- the tragic furry blue kind of bird-like creature of the Muppet Show, probably seeking a new born respect in the image of a son who could really strike fear in the hearts of everyone!
The odds were on and what do you think we did? DNA tests? A jury trial? A debate? No! We did a poll and you were the one responsible for these results!
Uncle Deadly was the winner! We'll have to check on Larfleeze later, but for now, we'll hand you winning dad's comments: