Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Lamented Spider-Man Ballad

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever Quesada wants!
Crisis time any size, stories went just like flies!
Look out! There went the Spider-Man!

Did this happen? Listen, bud, he's got rewritten blood!
Did he marry Mary Jane? Take a look single time!
Hey there! There went the Spider-Man!

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light, he forgot just in time!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, out of continuity Spider-Man!
Mary Jane she's ignored, action is just no more!
To him, life is like a big clon!
Wherever there's a retcon, you'll find the Spider-Man!!!

Sing along with the original song:

The Spider-Man art belongs to Jonathan Edwards.


Sea_of_Green said...

... and IN COLOR!

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Don't say it too loud or they will make him black and white-- 0.0

TF said...

So funny and yet so sad...

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Yeah, it's a tragi-comedy ;)

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