Wednesday, October 22, 2008
The Lamented Spider-Man Ballad
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever Quesada wants!
Crisis time any size, stories went just like flies!
Look out! There went the Spider-Man!
Did this happen? Listen, bud, he's got rewritten blood!
Did he marry Mary Jane? Take a look single time!
Hey there! There went the Spider-Man!
In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light, he forgot just in time!
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, out of continuity Spider-Man!
Mary Jane she's ignored, action is just no more!
To him, life is like a big clon!
Wherever there's a retcon, you'll find the Spider-Man!!!
Sing along with the original song:
The Spider-Man art belongs to Jonathan Edwards.