Darth Vader chose his minions well.
As part of his research, he interviewed each of the applicant’s mothers and each one of them admitted that they took very good care of their sons and daughters, by providing them with great nourishing meals and, most of all, by keeping them warm during the eerie space winter.
This year, the Vader Black Label Collection arrived with a cozy sweater which has been beautifully marketed towards Stormtroopers’ mommies. Our inside sources are telling us that the whole campaign has been a success.
So, if your son or daughter is a Stormtrooper, you can already pick your Christmas gift and we'll send it to you wrapped with the best of the dark side of the Force!
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