Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Blue Beetle, the Vulcan!

After blowing his interview at DC Comics, Ted Kord decided to go where no Blue Beetle has gone before and visited the producers of the upcoming Star Trek movie. Wearing blue, as usual, and some very thick eyebrows, he ran into JJ Abrahams depicting a very emotionless aspect of himself, he was in character we must add.

"Look, Mr. JJ, Sylar is not that good for this movie. He's stuck at his role as a villain and people won't be able to see him as the one true real Spock. Take me, for instance. I failed as a super-hero. They shot me. They replaced me with a younger version of me that had nothing to do with me. No one will remind me! Besides, I'm a very good actor. Want to see my reel?"

By the time Ted noticed, JJ Abrahams had already left the room.

With an emotionless tear in his eyes, he just said "Live long and proper", making a "V" with his hand, as he walked out of the room.


Mike Mitchell said...

Hello? Ted... Teddy boy is that you? Listen Beetle baby this is your agent Willie Shaftum. Sorry the whole Trek thing fell through, I know you went all out for that, say listen... I got a real sweet gig for you to fill in until we land the big one. Now picture this... a comicon in Boise where you greet guests at the door as the Owl guy from this new WATCHMAN flick everyones buzzing about...huh, huh? I look out for ya blue guy, don't I?

Great post as usual Chris!

Anonymous said...

You're my new agent? What happened to the last one. Please don't tell me you killed him. I've had enough killing for a lifetime.
But I do like this idea about me being the new Watchman. I'd have some serious merchandising and all I need is a little recoloring of my uniform. Yeah, I'm going to try that. Thanks, Mike! As for your honoraries-- you'll be cashing on what I earn, right? You know, I'm kinda broke.

Ted Kord

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

Thanks a lot, Mike!

Swinebread said...

Now I would watch this

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...



Elwood said...

Back in the day, Kord Industries could buy Bad Robot ten times over.

Sad to think how the economy affects our heroes.

ComicsAllTooReal's Chris said...

It's the Crisis. I mean, the Final one. Well, the final Final one. Maybe after all of this is past, a new Blue Beetle will arise like the Blue Phoenix from the flames!

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