Our sources told us that Jim Carrey, as every year, was getting prepared for the celebration of the coming New Year and decided to go out for a walk to clear up his head and plan new grimaces for 2009, when all of sudden, he got bitten by a superfast dog with a cape who also happened to have the superrabies!
Things have gone downhill for this actor as some sort of Kryptonian foam poured out of his mouth and we're certain it wasn't champagne, we're so sure about this because we sent a very slim model to make out with him to get a sample of his saliva. Our scientists are already running tests on it.
As this article is going to print, it has come to our understanding that an entire sanitary crew has been sent to Jim Carrey's house and plans have been made to keep him isolated in absolute quarantine. We've been touched by this incident and at CATR central we sincerely expect he uses this time to make some new funny faces while in recovery-- if he does recover. This being the first case of Kryptonian rabies, we're not really sure if they will come up with a solution to his illness. We keep having flash-backs of Jim Carrey as The Mask-- now, wouldn't that be fun?
And with this, we wish all of you a magnificent New Year in company of your loved ones or in touch with the entire world through your computer. Either way, cheers in the name of the entire staff of Comics All Too Real; that being just me, Chris, of course.